How Obama Handles Scandals

Obama: (comes home from a day of golf and whatever else he's doing and turns on the news) Oh wow, that's bad. That's really bad.
Obama: Someone should do something.
News: ...politicians are calling for the President to make a statement on these scandals and tell us what he's going to do to fix it...
Obama: Yeah, the president should get out there and --
Obama: Oh.
Obama: Wait.
Obama: I'm the president.
Obama: Oops.

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hermionegranger:

Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

It’s a miracle!

That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.

The reason that the republicans are blocking these bills and obamacare is because they are TERRIBLE bills that are going to ruin our economy! Also, most of the things Obama is trying to do are completely unconstitutional, its good that the republicans are stopping the government from ignoring the constitution! So before you start bashing republicans learn the facts and statistics first!

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kiichu:

thetanglebuddy:

Buttercup: Susan B. Anthony didn’t want any special treatment.

Bubbles: she demanded that she be sent to jail like any other man.

Blossom: And that’s exactly what we’re going to do to you!

The Powerpuff Girls give you an idea of what feminism is really about.

THANK

YOU

Yes

Feminism isn’t about female superiority or special treatment, it’s about female EQUALITY.
The fact that many men, and even many women who claim to be feminists can’t get this through their head blows me away.

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epic-vines:

Vine by: Justin Lee

…..what?

Idina Menzel and Kristen Bell performing Life’s Too Short + storyboard

duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

Its so much different! in the first ones there is not a person’s LIFE at stake! Abortion is KILLING an INNOCENT HUMAN CHILD!

duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

Its so much different! in the first ones there is not a person’s LIFE at stake! Abortion is KILLING an INNOCENT HUMAN CHILD!

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xasteriia:

maddieandyou:

wildestheart4ever:

October Beef stew………….uh

November potato
…..sexy

I too am November Potato. 
That could get confusing.

I am January Potato

September Cookie B)

June Chocolate <3

May Cookie

Okay that’s fucking creepy, mine’s June Chocolate as well, who the fuck are you

June Sushi

April carrot.

March Egg… and i’m choking now, thanks.

July Chocolate, people sure like chocolate on this site…

I’m ALSO November Potato…

May Pizza.

April Egg

April cupcake

August Honey Roll.
That’s hot.

February Takis…….

DECEMBER LUNCHABLES 

february fuzzy peaches B)))))

june taco

November Chicken…. imma get all da boys

iceninja202:

princeofmints:

randomdraggon:

corey-riffins:

bunnitchrox:

nyaneon:

thebizarreimmortal:

thecattyquestioner:

wifi-passworcl:

spacethefinalfuck:

nekoathena:

danishnerd:

ohnos-nipples:

stereojosh:

gemiphyros:

life-writer:

yatoblessyou:

theinsufficientgatsby:

xasteriia:

maddieandyou:

wildestheart4ever:

October Beef stew………….uh

November potato

…..sexy

I too am November Potato. 

That could get confusing.

I am January Potato

September Cookie B)

June Chocolate <3

May Cookie

Okay that’s fucking creepy, mine’s June Chocolate as well, who the fuck are you

June Sushi

April carrot.

March Egg… and i’m choking now, thanks.

July Chocolate, people sure like chocolate on this site…

I’m ALSO November Potato…

May Pizza.

April Egg

April cupcake

August Honey Roll.

That’s hot.

February Takis…….

DECEMBER LUNCHABLES 

february fuzzy peaches B)))))

june taco

November Chicken…. imma get all da boys

(Source: vfilthy, via smoke-bomb)

WWWHHHHAAAATTTTT?!?!?!?!?!